Anti-climatic.

I sat here for ages procrastinating this post, and I’m not exactly sure why. It’s not like I have to post. But I should. I want to update this, regularly, like a normal person. Normal blogger. If there be such a thing.
I am going to bake a cake!
Trouble is, I can’t find a half decent recipe that isn’t unnecessarily convoluted or desperately needing something I am lacking. The fates conspire against me, and my cake. So fuck you, taste.com.au
I’ll fuck you up, bitch.
I think I’d kill someone for some cinnamon. I feel like I should make a marbled cake, but then being over decorative with the icing detracts from it, so plain cake it seems to be.

Ooh la la! Check it out, homies.
Easy Vanilla Butter Cake!
http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/12027/easy+vanilla+butter+cake
I forgive you, taste.com.au!

Maybe I should make a pizza sometime soon. I’ve really gotten into the baking. Maybe I should try make my sweet pizza, now that we have some berries and fruits. I’d like peaches, though. Brush the dough with milk and eggs, slices of apples, pears, peaches, berries, on an apricot jam sauce base, with a swirl of frosting. I think it has potential. In the least for small tarts or biscuits.
I need to get some puff pastry. I’m dying to try a nice flaky apricot pie. But not before cookies. Hopefully more successful than the last batch of gingerbread fuckers.

It’s hard to put Ben Folds Five in a genre. It’s jazzy, it has violins, it got those drums, piano, guitars, some sax and lots of sex. Also goes “na-na-na-na” and “doo doo doo”
Wikipedia describes them as a jazz influenced indie alternative rock band. Yeah, I can see that. Man, “Whatever And Ever Amen” is a pretty bitchin’ album.
Of course, most notable for Brick, which, whilst I love it, is an overrated song. It might have been their claim for late 90’s fame, and as far as songs about abortion go (allegedly) it’s on par with “Food Glorious Food” (there’s a joke there, smart guy)

Anyway, I think Russia should fund its own stem cell research initiative.
What? That wasn’t insensitive.

Well, talking to Eun Ju derailed this post. I’ll do something later. Maybe talk about the news. Maybe actually watch the news. Who knows?

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So I was talking to your mother

as her head was bobbing up and down before me and I was about to tee off at the golf course when I thought aloud "Honey, I don't think we have adequate home and contents insurance" and she muffled back in reply. We thought we should include you in this, because even though you're not my real brother, you're an important part of my life and a valid member of this household. Well, technically invalid. You vegetable.
Anyway we decided not to insure your life support system.
Oh hey it's a blog.